Friday, December 22, 2006

More Funny Christmas Songs by Stacy. I don't know if you guys enjoy these as much as I do. On this series of songs I actually fell out of my chair laughing so hard. The dogs thought I was crying, which I was from laughing so hard. I Hope you enjoy. My sister is the best!

I saw mommy beat up Santa Claus
underneath the the mistletoe last night
she told me that that creep
was lookin in the window for a peep
he thought that we were tucked inside our beds fast asleep
Then I saw mommy kick him in the shin
and knee him in the chin
oh if the cops could have seen mommy beat up Santa Claus last night!



Over the river and through the woods
to Tonya's house we go
the horse went away, now mom pulls the sleigh
through the white and drifting snow
Over the river and through the woods
Oh listen to her groan
she gives a screech, she gives a moan
as over the ground we go.
Over the river and through the woods
when she's tired, she does sway
we give to her a voice of triumph
for it is Christmas Day!



Stacy the snowman
was a jolly happy soul
with a cuban cigar and a sloppin' nose
and two eyes that really glow
Stacy the snowman is a fairtytale they say
she is made of snow but the birdies know
how she came to life one day
There must have been some magic
in that old green thong they found
for when they placed it on her butt
she began to dance around
Stacy the snow man
cursed a lot that day
for the birds don't know a thong mixed with snow
makes for a crappy day
she ran through the village
while the thong still held on tight
she squeal and yelled
onto her broom she held
and whacked with all her might
Two little birdies, well they bit the dust that day
and it goes to show a thong mixed with snow
makes for a crappy day.



Go yell it from the mountain
over the hills and everywhere
go yell it from the mountain
that Stacy's pants have torn!
That day she was a'skatin'
on top the frosty ice
she went a little fast then
when she fell her pants did slice
Go yell it from the mountain
over the hills and everywhere
go yell it from the mountain
that Stacy's pants have torn!



Dashing through the snow
in a one horse open sleigh
over the fields we go
laughing all they way ha ha ha
Bells hooked on our skirts and the winds still kick them up
what fun it is to ride and sing while showing off our butt
oh jingle bells jingle bells jingle on our skirt
oh what fun it is to ride with nothing but a shirt
jingle bells jingle bells jingle on our skirt
oh what fun it is to ride with nothing but a shirt



Have a golly jolly Christmas it's the worst time of the year
I don't know how to drive in snow, so have another beer
Have a golly jolly Christmas and when you drive down the street
yell "Oh no" to friends you know before you crush their feet
Oh ho the driving snow falling on the frozen street
Someone jumps out of the way, apologies from me
Have a golly jolly Christmas and incase you didn't hear
Oh by golly have a golly jolly Christmas this year!


Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell smock
associates ring and they also swing
working and smirking with bunches of fun
Now the walmart hop has begun
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell smock
security alarms chime cop action time
runnin' and gunnin' and throwin' a swear
in the frosty air!
What a bad time, it's a sad time
to curst the night away
Jingle bell time is a swell time
to go riding in a black and white sleigh
gitty up officer Bob, pick up your club
and beat him on top the head
kicks and tasers and the jingle of the beat
thats that jingle bell, that's the jingle bell
that's the jingle bell smock!

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