Submitted my Stacy Martin (my sis)
Silent fight, mute the night
all has falln' with the light
round young surgeon, death and life
cut that organ with a knife
sleep assisted with drugs is peace
sleep with drugs is peace
OH, you better watch out
you better not cry
you better not spit, I'm telling you why,
Stacy Clause is coming to town
She's wearing a suit, that's way too big
if you ask, she might do a jig
Stacy Clause is coming to town
She stalks you when you're sleeping
she calls when your awake
She bust your windows, enter your house
and pelt you with a rake
so, you better watch out, you better not cry
better not alert the cops, I"m telling you why
Stacy Clause is coming to town
Oh silly pea
Oh silly pea
how little is your surface
Oh silly pea
Oh silly pea
how little is your surface
You taste so good in my mouth
As you begin your descent south
Oh silly pea
Oh silly pea
how little is your surface
Joy to the world
your dads a bum
lets kick him in the tush
and watch him land
outside in the snow
and laugh until it hurts
and laugh until it hurts
and laugh, and laugh until it hurts
He'll cry about
how much pain he's in
but we won't give a hoot
'cause last Christmas
he threw at us
poo onto our door
some poo onto our door
Some poo, oh poo onto our door
Stacy the two legged reindeer
had a very funny walk
and if you think thats amusing
you should even hear her talk
all of the other misfits
used to trip her with a rope
they never told her straight, but
they laced her favorite cake with dope
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Tonya came to say
Stacy, you two legged dork
Why don't you grow wings and be a stork
Then all the other misfits
squeezed with all they hope they had
For Stacy the two legged reindeer
had perty wings and she was glad.
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