More Funny Christmas Songs by Stacy. I don't know if you guys enjoy these as much as I do. On this series of songs I actually fell out of my chair laughing so hard. The dogs thought I was crying, which I was from laughing so hard. I Hope you enjoy. My sister is the best!

I saw mommy beat up Santa Claus

underneath the the mistletoe last night

she told me that that creep

was lookin in the window for a peep

he thought that we were tucked inside our beds fast asleep

Then I saw mommy kick him in the shin

and knee him in the chin

oh if the cops could have seen mommy beat up Santa Claus last night!

Over the river and through the woods

to Tonya's house we go

the horse went away, now mom pulls the sleigh

through the white and drifting snow

Over the river and through the woods

Oh listen to her groan

she gives a screech, she gives a moan

as over the ground we go.

Over the river and through the woods

when she's tired, she does sway

we give to her a voice of triumph

for it is Christmas Day!

Stacy the snowman

was a jolly happy soul

with a cuban cigar and a sloppin' nose

and two eyes that really glow

Stacy the snowman is a fairtytale they say

she is made of snow but the birdies know

how she came to life one day

There must have been some magic

in that old green thong they found

for when they placed it on her butt

she began to dance around

Stacy the snow man

cursed a lot that day

for the birds don't know a thong mixed with snow

makes for a crappy day

she ran through the village

while the thong still held on tight

she squeal and yelled

onto her broom she held

and whacked with all her might

Two little birdies, well they bit the dust that day

and it goes to show a thong mixed with snow

makes for a crappy day.

Go yell it from the mountain

over the hills and everywhere

go yell it from the mountain

that Stacy's pants have torn!

That day she was a'skatin'

on top the frosty ice

she went a little fast then

when she fell her pants did slice

Go yell it from the mountain

over the hills and everywhere

go yell it from the mountain

that Stacy's pants have torn!

Dashing through the snow

in a one horse open sleigh

over the fields we go

laughing all they way ha ha ha

Bells hooked on our skirts and the winds still kick them up

what fun it is to ride and sing while showing off our butt

oh jingle bells jingle bells jingle on our skirt

oh what fun it is to ride with nothing but a shirt

jingle bells jingle bells jingle on our skirt

oh what fun it is to ride with nothing but a shirt

Have a golly jolly Christmas it's the worst time of the year

I don't know how to drive in snow, so have another beer

Have a golly jolly Christmas and when you drive down the street

yell "Oh no" to friends you know before you crush their feet

Oh ho the driving snow falling on the frozen street

Someone jumps out of the way, apologies from me

Have a golly jolly Christmas and incase you didn't hear

Oh by golly have a golly jolly Christmas this year!

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell smock

associates ring and they also swing

working and smirking with bunches of fun

Now the walmart hop has begun

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell smock

security alarms chime cop action time

runnin' and gunnin' and throwin' a swear

in the frosty air!

What a bad time, it's a sad time

to curst the night away

Jingle bell time is a swell time

to go riding in a black and white sleigh

gitty up officer Bob, pick up your club

and beat him on top the head

kicks and tasers and the jingle of the beat

thats that jingle bell, that's the jingle bell

that's the jingle bell smock!