LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW

FINALLY, we have some snow. Sure, it's snowed a bit here and their but today we actually had SNOW. It's funny how it came too. This morning we went to church and when we arrived it was warm. Jason said it had to be almost in the 40's. So I took off my coat and went into church with only a long sleave shirt. Almost as thin as a T-Shirt. We came out from church and the same thing. I told Jason it was awesome hiking weather and maybe we should go. We had to run to Lowe's first and return a shower head. We went to Lowe's. When I looked over to the west it was dark, almost like it was going to storm. At that time I told Jason it looked like some weather was moving in and that would eliminate our hiking adventure. We talked into Lowe's returned the shower head and then looked for a dog bathing tub. I promise, we was only in Lowe's for no more than 15 minutes. When we walked out it was freezing outside. It had truly dropped about 20 degrees within that 15 minutes and it started to snow. Not just the light snow we've been getting but it was heavy big snow. We went to eat at Charlie Browns Steakhouse and then headed home. It had snowed heavily over by Lowes however when we got back on the mountain near our home no snow in sight. I told Jason we was hexed. That we wanted snow so bad it just was never going to come. I laid down for my Sunday nap and when I woke up around 3:30 to get ready to leave for agility class it was coming down hard. Within the hour I had slept we had already had 1 - 2 inches of snow. I loaded up the crates in the Jeep, dusted the snow off it and then got ready. The driveway was a little tricky. I couldn't use my breaks because I started to slide down the drive way. This tells me when we really get some heavy snow we're going to have to park at the end of the drive and walk up the hill. Our driveway is so crazy steap. The roads we're slick on the way to dog class so I didn't take the back way over to Bloom. I took the long way through town.

Agility class was a blast. Again she set up an excellent standard course. We worked on 6 obstacles sequences at a time and then before we left we ran the whole thing together. Chase was her usual self. We worked a bit on her stays at the jump. She actually did VERY well. I know if I keep working with her at home and at class she'll get it no problem. Someone new came to class today. I decided I wanted to get Sam back in the ring this fall so tonight was her first class in a long time. Well, almost 2 years. She was wild at first, running around like crazy, but in the end she did so good. I was so proud of her. Sam is my favorite so any time I get to spend with her is special. Sam's easier to run because she has great start line stays so I can lead out and she's not as fast as Chase. Tonight we could only use front crosses on the course so that was VERY tricky with Chase. Chase acted up tonight in the ring like she does at the show so Jacqui was able to see what problems I am having. THANK GOODNESS. Jacqui came over and talked to me a bit. During that time Chase did her down on the table since I wasn't paying attention to her so I treated her. Jacqui told me that maybe when she gets on the table I should just ignore her and let her do the down. It worked wonderful. We'll see if she does it in the ring ok like that in March.

Well I'm ending this VERY long blog with some photos of our new kitchen furniture. When we got it home Jason said our house is finally starting to look like a home and not a dorm room. So true, so true. I'm also including some photos of the snow. It was dark when we went out tonight so I wasn't able to get any of the snow on the mountain (which is beautiful). Maybe tomorrow ont he way to work we can take some photos.

ENJOY!

They love to eat the snow. Just don't eat the yellow snow. he he he.

Busy Busy Busy and Bored Bored Boring

Work is starting to get really busy. Which is exciting to me. Today I had my first meeting with the VP of an account I will be handling. I was very excited to become involved however it was a bit overwhelming. They were talking fast and I was trying to jot down notes I thought was important. It always seems the notes you jot down just is never enough. So, I'm thinking about asking them if they will purchase me a hand held recorder for meetings. I need to sit in a few more though to be sure that's what I really need. After that I spent the rest of the afternoon working on a project they needed me to complete. Now this can be quite challenging since I'm not sure what all the products are yet. Some of these Christmas items just have the weirdest names. Some of it is so UGLY I wouldn't buy it for my dogs chew toy! Maybe a gag gift though :-) But, most of the items are really cool. It's also really exciting since I really like to decorate my house for Christmas. They have this bow in the show room that I'm dying to have for my Christmas tree. Not only that but our office also has a outlet store hooked onto it. You can get all the ribbons, bows, even scrapbooking stuff for nearly nothing.

Now why am I bored? Well tonight I cleaned the house. BORING! Now I'm sitting here trying to think of things to say. I know mostly my family and friends from far away read this to keep up with what we're doing but honestly, it's been nothing this week but work! May I say how thankful I am that God has blessed me with a good job? And how awesome it is that we're so close to work? Jason and I used just 1 tank of gas in 2 weeks. Can you imagine that? We drive back and forth to work 2 times a day. Once to actually go to work and go home and then we go home for lunch every day to visit with the children and let them out. This works out really well since Tasha is getting so old and is starting to have problems holding herself during the day.

Thank God tomorrow is Thursday. I'm ready for the weekend. Jip and her hubby are coming over and bringing their sheltie Ania on Saturday night. We're going to have pizza and a movie thon. Then on Sunday it's dog training class. Taylor sure is getting antsy and needs something to do. If she jumps off the stairway onto the couch again I'm going to kill her :-) Not really but she's been getting into tons of trouble lately because she's doing that. Hopefully by the end of this year we'll have a railing up so she can't do that any longer.

Super Bowl Party - Now normally we have a crowd over. Since we just moved though Crazy Carie and Chris, Jacob and Trish, and Andrew and Jennifer can't come. Boo Hoo. I'm going to try to talk Jip into coming (you hear that Jip?) he he he. Then we're just going to pick random people we work with and invite them over. Sounds fun huh? It's the best way to meet new people and develop new friendships. Although some of them may think, after the party, MAN IS SHE STRANGE! he he he.

While looking for a funny Cheerleading photo to post low and behold. Look what I found. The Gangs all together.

Abs, Shae and Brandi. I sure miss you guys.

THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So all of you know that I HATE football. But, Jason told me today that the Chicago whatevers are going to the super bowl. Since Jason lived in the Windy City for several years of course he's rooting for them Super Bowl Sunday. Then I asked who was playing them. He said probably the Colts. Now seeing that I grew up in Indiana and lived their until I was married of course I'm rooting for the Colts. So, I plan to have on my White and Blue (I think that's their colors) and maybe I'll make some Colt Cookies or something to rub it into Jason's face. He he he.

Now they haven't officially won yet but I'm rooting for them. Actually I'm not going to watch the game I'm going to watch Prince and Me so I'll just wait until Jason tells me they won. Woo Hoo. Go COLTS!

Should I bring back my old Cheerleading days and make up a cheer?

Go COLTS!
Beat those Patriots.

I'm such a nerd.

Friday was our first snow of the winter here in PA. I was so excited. When we got home we let the dogs out, got the camera and shot some photos of the kids playing around in the yard. The sure did love to eat the snow :-) Just don't eat the yellow snow. He he he.

Today was a very fun day. Jason and I got up early and went over to NY to go Eagle Watching. We had such a blast. Although it had to be in the teens and VERY WINDY it was great. We saw a few eagles in the few hours that we were their. We met up at one of the lookout points with an eagle watching expert. He then directed us to another location in NY where the eagles had just been seen. Since we're novice eagle spotters and honestly didn't know what to look for it was nice having him around. He spotted several eagles and Jason was able to shoot a few pictures of them.

After that we drove through the Delaware Water Gap. We stopped at one place to view some falls.

Aqueduct

I said "Burr, it's Cold in Here" Jason's poor face is so red

I tried to smile, however, my face was frozen!

Wayne Palmer is President? Who would have thought. For all of us 24 fans wasn't last night just wonderful? I can't wait to see what tonight will bring. Jason and I are geared and ready. Oh yeah, looks like Jack is now a cannibal.

This weekend went by way too fast. Friday night it was our weekly night out at the Quaker Steak and Lube. Man, it was so good. They also have this thing called a lube tube. It's the coolest thing ever. I keep telling Jason I'm dying for one but after we found out the price, I think I'll pass. It's $80.00 to purchase. Basically is't a beer bong. It's the coolest looking thing ever too. Of course I wouldn't fill it with beer, it would be more like Diet Coke but it would be a party throwers favorite.

Saturday it was clean the house day. I hate this day. I spend a few hours cleaning up all the dog hair and stuff that was scattered throughout the house that week. Yes, I do clean the house through the week but I spot clean on Saturdays. I did get to go to Dalo's for my cream horns and donuts though. That's always a +. We came home and put our new Beef Stew in the crock pot. Man is it awesome. Jason created a spicy seasoning that's out of this world :-) After all that I watched some of LOTR and then watched all of 13 going on 30.

Sunday we visited a church down the street. It was a really nice church and we would consider going back. However, we're going to keep looking. Don't want to make a decision right away! Afterwards it was nap time. Then we went to our first agility class in PA. It was such a nice class. Our new instructor is an AKC agility judge. For our course it was an Excellent A Standard course. How's that for starting out with a wild child. The course was tough but we broke it down into 6 obstacle sections. At the end of class we ran the whole course. Chase did so well although she spent her time digging at the dirt, barking and jumping on me. She was just so excited about being back in class. Taylor is the classes goody goody dog. Just like Patty Perfect (you know who you are) :-) he he he. After class we rushed home to watch 24.

Oh, I almost forgot. I have a friend. Her name is Jip and I work with her. She's in HR. She's very sweet and I'm trying to talk her into taking agility classes with her Sheltie. Our class was 1 1/2 hours long and she didn't look bored the whole time. Now that's a trooper.

Now it's Monday. 24 Monday. I'm about to finish a movie I started the other day before the show starts. Tomorrow I plan on renting the Guardian. I'm so excited about seeing that. Oh, by the way, I also am sending in our agility entries for our first show in Philly in March. I'm so excited.

Accepted

So I have been officially been accepted into our Seasonal Team. Today when I walked into the office and to my cube their was a bag that held a Dalo's Cream Horn in it. Elizabeth had went to Dalo's (a local bakery) today and purchased ne a Cream Horn because she knew they were my favorite. It brought the hugest smile to my face and I really savored every minute eating it. Ahh, 350 calories totally worth it. So my day went really well. Elizabeth said she purchase it for me hoping that I would stick around for a while. Right now that's a running joke. The lady before me quit after 1 week of being employed. Everyone says Elizabeth scared her off. So every day I tell them before I leave that I'll be coming back. My boss today told me not to think too hard this weekend so I wouldn't talk my self out of quiting. It's so funny.

Tonight we went on our weekend date. We went to Quaker Steak and Lube for wings. I can't wait until all my friends come to visit so I can take them their.

Also tonight I plan on taking out my Shenandoah NP trail map and mapping out what sections we'll be hiking Memorial day weekend. I'm really looking forward to our first overnight backpacking trip of the season.

Stupid Questions get Funny Looks......

So the other day, like my second day at work I asked the stupidest question ever. Well, at least I felt dumb after it came out of my mouth. We are a ribbons and bows manufacturer. It's mostly Christmas bows and ribbons but they also have their hand into Valentines Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and other small holidays. So it's almost the middle of January and still all this Christmas stuff is out. So I ask Elizabeth who's training me, "Does this Christmas stuff stay out all year round" I get a funny look and her answer was "Well our main holiday is Christmas" Now Elizabeth is very nice but I can understand the funny look and the short remark. Afterwards I was thinking to myself, now what does she think of me now? Does she think I so stupid? Anyway, Elizabeth and I are very similar in the way we do things and get things done. We're both anal about things and like to stay busy and do things right the first time. I've really enjoyed spending the last week with her helping me out. She did a run through of stuff the first day and by the second day I was on the computer and she was looking over me making sure I was doing things right. She's a very interesting lady too. She travels all over the world a few times a year and has so many cool stories and photos. This year she's heading to Austria. The first time she said that I was thinking "Austria, well Good day mate. Let's put another shrimp on the barbe." Good ol Dumb and Dumber quote. But, I didn't say that one out loud :-) I really think I'm going to like my job. I'm excited about it actually.

In other news, our HS reunion is suppose to be this year. That should be very exciting, if I even get to go. It will be interesting to see everyone. See what their like. See if the popular people ended up being bums or something like that. That seems to be what happens. Or how many people are still rotting away in Union County :-) All my friends I have been in touch with live away from Union County and we are always laughing at the people who go to this little bar in Liberty to hang out. First off, if you have ever visited Liberty it's the smallest town on earth. Or it seems like it. For the only hang out to be in a bar that's another thing. Where did this bar come from? Why do they even need a bar in Liberty? If I was still living their and wanted to meet people I would drive to Cincy, Richmond or even Indy. Ahh, it's funny to laugh about it though.

Well I better go help Jay with dinner! Carie, my dear Carie......WHERE'S ALL THOSE KUWAIT PHOTOS I'M DYING TO SEE? (he he he)

Temper Tantrum

So those who know me very well know I have one of the worst tempers around. Not only do I get so mad I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack but I also like to throw stuff. Remember the song I posted earlier, "Give me something to break" anyway, one of my favorites. So the whole reason behind my temper tantrum......this stupid computer. I love to archive photos and create home videos by video editing footage I've shot. My current project I have been working on is my last agility shows with all my agility buds. I promised them I would have it by Christmas but honestly this darned computer keeps acting up. I have tons of footage already on the hard drive but it just freezes whenever I start to work. I do not have any other means of copying video to give to my buds so video editing is the only thing I can do. But......the computer isn't allowing me to do it. Also, Jason and I are photography nuts. We've had our camera for a little over 1 year now and we've already taken over 8000 photos. That's right, 8000. So, with these photos they need to be archived. Since the photos are huge files 2+ megs I normally save up a few sets of photos and then when I have about 4 gigs saved I archive them on DVD. Now when I want to view these photos again on this computer.....well, it won't let me. It freezes also. So tonight has been a temper tantrum throwing time for me. I'm frustrated because I want to work on my movie and I'm frustrated because I want to take photos to work with me.

Now about work. I started my new job today. I'm very excited about this new job. I really think I'm going to like it. I think I'm going to be very busy which I'm really looking forward to. Pilot kept me very busy because I was the only OE person in the plant but at Univar I wasn't busy at all. Actually, I spent my days surfing the internet and talking to friends via email. To my Univar boss who may be reading this. You really already knew that I surfed the internet and really didn't have much to do so this shouldn't come as a surprise. I like to stay busy and I like to work my brain. Anyway, so I'm the new Sales Coordinator at Berwick Offray. My husband works their also. Funny thing though, I was reading the employee handbook and it talked about interoffice dating. He he he. I guess Jason and I are breaking the law, breaking the law. Anyway, my boss is really nice and the people I work with so far are really nice. Today was boring as most first days are. They do not want to overload you so they bore you with handbook reading, catalog memorization, etc. Tomorrow I'm sitting with a lady that's going to start more in depth training. I'm really looking forward to it. Jason works right across the hall but the funny thing is, I NEVER see him. When we get ready to go home for lunch we email and when we get ready to go home we email. It's humorous. By the way, my computer hadn't arrived this morning when I did. When I was given the office tour my boss walked me through IT and stopped by Jasons office and said I needed my computer pronto. We all thought it was funny :-) Their are tons of people who love offroading in Jeeps too. So, it's going to be really nice. Several people who like to hike and do so often. Actually, Jason has already been invited on a white water rafting trip in May with some of the guys. So, Carie, Trish, and Kim would you be interested in coming and spending the weekend with me? We could visit NYC, hike and hang out, eat tons and get fat.

Oh, I almost forgot, Jason and I have some hiking trips planned for this year. So far only 2, we could add more. Anyone who would like to go with us please let us know and we'll plan our trip. We're planning on hiking Shenandoah NP Memorial Day weekend and then hiking around Acadia NP in Maine Labor Day weekend. If you're interested please let us know.

Anyway, back to the photos. I was able to get some of the CDRs to load and I found this photo that was taken Thanksgiving 05. Jason, Stacy and I spent all evening playing with GI Joes and building pyramids with them. I thought it was freakin' hilarious and we kept everyone up because we were laughing so hard. So, I hope you enjoy this photo as much as I did. Seeing it again brought laughter tears to my eyes. Do you know what that spells?

Check out this bad boy!

Welcome back Trish and Crazy Carie! I missed you guys while you were gone. I meant to send this earlier but totally forgot.

I've been meaning to update my blog however I keep finding stuff to do. Ahh, excuses, excuses. Our annual New Years Party went off with a bang. I picked my little sis up on Thursday evening. Friday while Jason was at work we drove around exploring the area. We went to some antique stores, covered bridges and other places. While we were out we received a call from "The Boys" Mike and Matt who said they were coming to stay with us over New Years. Both of us were very excited since Mike and Matt have been attending our New Years Parties for 3 years now. It's funny how no matter where we move our friends still come to our party. Guys, you don't know how much that means to us. It's awesome. Anyway, so Jason Best friend Kegan decided to also come from Raleigh, NC on his way to Virginia Beach. Make Sense? Well, that's Kegan. Kegan was our Best Man in our wedding and has been best friends with Jason since he was in college. I also was very excited that he was coming. The last time he came to our party was when he returned from the Navy. So Friday we waited for Kegan to arrive. I went downstairs and opened up the curtains and low and behold there he was, at the bottom of the hill looking for our house. (our house doesn't have a number) How did I know it was him? He had Christmas lights drapped all over the outside of his car. Ahh, Kegan the nut. On Saturday Jay, Kegan, Stac and I went to the Leigh Valley for a hiking trip. It was so beautiful on the trail and we had to do some waterfall crossing, which was tons of fun. I was the first one across while everyone else debated over how and if they were going to go. We hiked around a bit taking in the beauty and then decided it was time to head home so we could be home when Mike and Matt arrived. Once they arrived it was off for pizza. That evening we played Nertz (a Tonya Favorite) and Stacy and I watched movies. Sunday we drove to Ricketts Glenn State Park for another hiking trip. We ended up hiking around 5 miles that day. By the end of the day we were all so tired and hungry that we ordered pizza again. All the men played games while Stac and I watched movies. After the ball dropped all of us went to sleep. Monday it was farewell to everyone. I was very sad to see everyone go but I know they will be back. I've attached some photos of our New Years Bash. I hope you enjoy.

Tonights Sunset. Isn't it beautiful?

We're Nertz Playing Fools

I LOVE making funny faces. Looks like I'm scared, eh

I'm surprised the camera didn't break on this shot. he he he jk

My crossing the waterfall pose

It took Sam forever to cross. She was so scared. So, I had to help her along.

We had a wonderful Christmas. The weather in Ohio was beautiful for the most part. On our trip down we took what looked like a short cut and ended up only taking us 8 hours to get to Ohio. We were both very excited. On the way home we tried a different route and it ended up taking almost 12. So, we've decided which route we'll always take home :-)

While in Ohio we stayed with Jay's parents. They always welcome us and our furkids into their home, which is very nice. Our furkids all in one house can be quite overwhelming to people who do not have dogs. The kids love to visit also. They get stuffed full of treats and Carol always has found a receipt online and cooked them up some yummy stuff. This season I tried one of her doggie treats and it was the most horrible thing I have ever tasted. I almost gagged.

Anyway, We visited Camden Baptist Church for Christmas Eve. It's been a while since we've been to church since our move so it was very refreshing. Now that Jason is home permanently we plan on starting our church hunt. I'm really looking forward to it also. Afterwards it was off to Mom and Jacks for Jacks famous Pizza. Then it was off to Tina and Terrys for some cards and visiting. I'm not a cards player, unless it's Nerts, so I spent my time playing with Tyler, the coolest kid on earth :-) I beat him in Pool and was quite excited since I'm horrible at pool. Then again, when I think about it, he's 6. He's really good for a 6 year old too. Then we played Go Fish and Uno Go Fish. We had a great time. We got back to Jason's parents house around 1:00am. I had to wake Jason up so he could let us in. Stac spent the night with us too so that was fun.

Christmas day we spent the morning with Jay's family. We received tons of fun gifts. The one we both enjoyed the most was the baklava that we both received. What a wonderful gift since it's very cold here in PA and we both enjoying being out in it. No more freezing ears and faces. We headed to My family's house around 1:00 for the evening. We had a wonderful time. I decided this year would be a great time to start the family tradition of having an ice cream eating contest. Each participant would have to eat 1 pint of ice cream as fast as they can. Jay and I purchased the ice cream. Chocolate for Jack and then Blue Moo Cookie Dough for the rest of us. Rick had Peppermint Ice Cream though once he joined in. Jack, the cheater, tried to beat me by cutting out a huge portion of his ice cream. He did this by warming up the ice cream until it gently rolled out of the container. He cut off a huge portion of it. Then he placed the remaining ice cream back inside the container and put it back in the freezer upside down so it would go unnoticed. CHEATERS NEVER WIN JACKIE POO!!!! Anyway, so he ended up finishing first, go figure. I finished next, then it was Rick and then Daniel. Rick didn't start in until about 2 minutes after Jack and I began. Ahh, it was so much fun. Next year I'm keeping a good eye on the ice cream so JACK won't try to cheat. If he hadn't cheated I would have won. Although if Rick would have started when we did it would have been a close competition with me in the lead, Rick next and then Daniel. Jack would have finished last because I would have placed Ex Lax in his and he would have been somewhere else. He he he.

Here are some photos of our Christmas Ohio visit. Some are frightening but if you know my family you'd understand our humor.

More Funny Christmas Songs by Stacy. I don't know if you guys enjoy these as much as I do. On this series of songs I actually fell out of my chair laughing so hard. The dogs thought I was crying, which I was from laughing so hard. I Hope you enjoy. My sister is the best!

I saw mommy beat up Santa Claus

underneath the the mistletoe last night

she told me that that creep

was lookin in the window for a peep

he thought that we were tucked inside our beds fast asleep

Then I saw mommy kick him in the shin

and knee him in the chin

oh if the cops could have seen mommy beat up Santa Claus last night!

Over the river and through the woods

to Tonya's house we go

the horse went away, now mom pulls the sleigh

through the white and drifting snow

Over the river and through the woods

Oh listen to her groan

she gives a screech, she gives a moan

as over the ground we go.

Over the river and through the woods

when she's tired, she does sway

we give to her a voice of triumph

for it is Christmas Day!

Stacy the snowman

was a jolly happy soul

with a cuban cigar and a sloppin' nose

and two eyes that really glow

Stacy the snowman is a fairtytale they say

she is made of snow but the birdies know

how she came to life one day

There must have been some magic

in that old green thong they found

for when they placed it on her butt

she began to dance around

Stacy the snow man

cursed a lot that day

for the birds don't know a thong mixed with snow

makes for a crappy day

she ran through the village

while the thong still held on tight

she squeal and yelled

onto her broom she held

and whacked with all her might

Two little birdies, well they bit the dust that day

and it goes to show a thong mixed with snow

makes for a crappy day.

Go yell it from the mountain

over the hills and everywhere

go yell it from the mountain

that Stacy's pants have torn!

That day she was a'skatin'

on top the frosty ice

she went a little fast then

when she fell her pants did slice

Go yell it from the mountain

over the hills and everywhere

go yell it from the mountain

that Stacy's pants have torn!

Dashing through the snow

in a one horse open sleigh

over the fields we go

laughing all they way ha ha ha

Bells hooked on our skirts and the winds still kick them up

what fun it is to ride and sing while showing off our butt

oh jingle bells jingle bells jingle on our skirt

oh what fun it is to ride with nothing but a shirt

jingle bells jingle bells jingle on our skirt

oh what fun it is to ride with nothing but a shirt

Have a golly jolly Christmas it's the worst time of the year

I don't know how to drive in snow, so have another beer

Have a golly jolly Christmas and when you drive down the street

yell "Oh no" to friends you know before you crush their feet

Oh ho the driving snow falling on the frozen street

Someone jumps out of the way, apologies from me

Have a golly jolly Christmas and incase you didn't hear

Oh by golly have a golly jolly Christmas this year!

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell smock

associates ring and they also swing

working and smirking with bunches of fun

Now the walmart hop has begun

Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell smock

security alarms chime cop action time

runnin' and gunnin' and throwin' a swear

in the frosty air!

What a bad time, it's a sad time

to curst the night away

Jingle bell time is a swell time

to go riding in a black and white sleigh

gitty up officer Bob, pick up your club

and beat him on top the head

kicks and tasers and the jingle of the beat

thats that jingle bell, that's the jingle bell

that's the jingle bell smock!

THE COOLEST KID IN THE WORLD

If Jason and I were ever to have kids I would want him to be like my little cousin Tyler. He is the coolest little kid ever and whenever I go home and visit I love to hang out with him and get into stuff.


Tyler - I hope the next time I'm home we can hang out together and maybe walk through the woods looking for stuff to kill. Wouldn't that be fun?

His First Kill of the Season

So sweet and innocent, right Tina?

I don't have much to post tonight because frankly all I did today was paint. Finally though our bedroom is complete, which leaves one more room. The kitchen and basement stairway. Ahh, I can finally see the end is near. Today I started on the kitchen though. I painted the ceiling. When I went in the bathroom after finishing up I couldn't help but laugh at all the paint on my face. So, I took a picture. I hope you enjoy :-) I've also attached a photo of the finished bedroom. Once I'm finished with the whole house I'll be sure to post the photos of all the rooms.


Many of you know I'm a huge Lynyrd Skynyrd Fan. I've been listening to WEBN Cincinnati every day while I paint. A few weeks ago a Skynyrd Parody came on and I about died. It was the best Parody ever. I tried to find the lyrics online and didn't have any luck. So, this parody is played a few times a day. I've been tuning in and when the song comes on I stop what I'm doing and write down a line of the song. Now I haven't gotten far but here's how is goes (picture is sung by a hick playing the banjo)

Can you play some Lynyrd Skynyrd please?
I will get down on my hands and knees
Can you play some Lynyrd Skynyrd please?
Maybe Three Steps or Call Me the Breeze
Come on Sir I know you can
Just play for me Simple Man
Their a simple band
They play Simple Man
Their a simple band
They play Simple Man
Can you play a Lynyrd Skynyrd Song
You can play Free Bird or Ain't too Long
Ol Skynyrd sounds don't sound the same

Ahh, once I've written down all the words I'll post it again. It's the best. I wish I could find it and download it.

Funny Songs by Stacy

deck the halls with lots of anger

la la la la la la la la la

tis the season to encourage danger

la la la la la la la la la

watch the neighbors as they trimble

la la la la la la la la la

pelt them with a rather large thimble

la la la la la la la la la

You're a mean one Mrs. T

you really are a turd

you're as charming as a leprechaun, as tasty as a curd, Mrs. T.

you're a dirty old lady with a squacking black bird!

You're a foul one, Mrs. T

I can smell through the phone

I cringe when I listen to you droan, Mrs. T

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty nine and a half foot pole!

I HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yippee. I'm proud to say I finally have a job. I had an interview today and they called me a few minutes ago to let me know they would like me to join their team. Woo Hoo. I will be working at Berwick Offray as a Sales Coordinator. Recognize the name? You should, Jason works their too :-) Although this could be weird working in the same office together we'll be in opposite ends of the building. Their is one bad thing about working at the same company as my husband, who happens to be the computer guru. No more GOOD MUSIC FRIDAYS! Darn it huh? Unless he gives me the ok :-) Tonight I am going to take myself to Applebees for dinner to celebrate. I sure wish my hubby dub dub was here to share this dinner/evening with me. That's ok though, he can just take me out to dinner to celebrate when he gets back in a few days. Did I say I finally have a job? Woo Hoo.

So what have I been up to the last few days? Well Jason came home over the weekend and spent a few days with me. I was sure to put him to work putting up shelves, hanging pictures and blinds. Sorry honey. I had to do it. So while he was here we didn't have any play time. No hiking, biking or exploring. That's ok though, we have plenty of time to do that. :-) On Monday I was up before the rooster crows to take Jason to the airport to head back to Memphis. I haven't been up that early in a LONG LONG time. It was still darn when I returned home too! Needless to say I hopped right back in bed and slept until around 9:00. At that time it was up and painting. Our bedroom is almost complete and that only leaves one more room to paint. The kitchen. Does it seem like I'm taking forever? Well I am. In between painting I take LOTS of time to jam to WEBN, play with the kids, and email my mom during the day. So, I'm not working all the time on painting. Another thing that has kept me busy is our yearly holiday newsletter. We send letters to almost 100 people. Imagine having to address and slap a stamp and lick all those envelopes. It takes forever. I have to stop every now again just to my tongue can get juicy again. I've already mailed a huge amount of newsletters already. I have like 12 more left to send.

Well I'm getting hungry so I better get ready to head to Applebees. I already know what I'm getting. I'm getting a big fat juicy steak. Ummm.

It's been a few days since I have written. With good reason though. Jason came home. Jeep and all. I was so excited to see him even though the poor guy had just been on the road for over 15 hours. Yikes. He was sure to call me through each state he drove through though. He called me in Maryland and then had me wait on the phone until the PA state line. I sure thought that was funny. Since he's been home I've been putting him to work doing stuff I couldn't do. So on Friday night Jason and I drove to Wilkes Barre to pickup some stuff he needed to complete the closet shelves and other things. We also picked up our paint for our bedroom. We've decided to go with the red color we used in our old house. I think it will look really nice. After that we drove to Buckhorn to go to Quaker Steak and Lube. One of our favorite places to eat. We tried the Burger with hot sauce and man, it was awesome. So the next day it was work time for Jason. He worked on the closet and other things while I worked on getting the spare bedroom ready for Stacy. I'm getting so excited she's coming.

Today we woke up early and headed to the lake for a 2 mile hike. Kenzie was able to come with us. The lake is so beautiful and it's such a fun walk. While walking through the wooded part of it the trail would go away at some points. It was perfectly fine, we knew we couldn't get lost since we were walking around the whole lake :-) We even made it to a marshy area full of mud and stuff that we had to walk through. I'm a fan of getting muddy so this was fun. Luckily I had on my snow/hiking boots so my feet didn't get wet at all. :-) Ahh, mud, so much fun.

So now we're heading out to go antiquing. It should be tons of fun. We're hoping to find some stuff for our house. I'll be sure to write more later after the weekend is over.

Oh, by the way. Crazy Carie sent me an email the other day that had me rolling and crying. I've decided to post it for others to enjoy. She told me that since it was for the disturbed she naturally thought of me. Crazy Carie I think knows me all too well. The Christmas Carols listed below, really only one really describes me. It's the one for Attention Deficit Disorder. Enjoy!

Christmas carols for the 'disturbed':

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells

Merry Christmas to me! So I've been talking about my Christmas gift but I've failed to send a photo. Once Jason get's here I'll have to take a photo of the kids going through them. Might I add what a lovely day it is today?


Today I've been taking it very easy. My back is really hurting from working in the flower beds yesterday. If you knew exactly how much I removed from the flower beds you would understand what a huge chore that is. So, I've mostly been hanging with the kids. We went downstairs and watched a little bit of Pirates. Then I received a call from a lady that set up an interview with me for tomorrow at 12:15. Since I wasn't too sure where the place was I went out to find it so I would ensure I wouldn't be late tomorrow. The place has an awesome view. It sits at the top of the mountain and you can see other mountains in the distance. It's basically a dump, I mean that for real :-) It's a trash service. The dump isn't their but their trucks and other stuff is. So everyone please be sure to pray for me.

I have to tell you, last night I got in the mood to watch my Lynyrd Skynyrd DVD. It's been way too long. I had a huge smile on my face and sat and sang through the whole thing. One of the songs I got emotional on. It's Red, White and Blue. It's an awesome song/video and I think all of us seem to forget about those brave men and women fighting for our freedom as we speak. Everyone please be sure to say a prayer for these troops each and every day. Here's the lyrics just in case you haven't heard the song.

	Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd Lyrics
	We don't have no plastic L.A. Frynds, ain't on the edge of no popular trend. Ain't never seen the inside of that magazine GQ. We don't care if you 're a lawyer, or a texas oil man, or some waitress busting ass in some liquor stand. If you got Soul We hang out with people just like you My hair's turning white, my neck's always been red, my collar's still blue, we've always been here just trying to sing the truth to you. Yes you could say we've always been, Red, White, and Blue Ride our own bikes To Sturgis we pay our own dues, smoking camels, drinking domestic BREWS You want to know where I have been just look at my hands Yeah, I've driven by the White House, Spent some time in jail. Momma cried but she still wouldn't pay my bail. I ain't been no angel, But even God, he understands. My hair's turning white, my neck's always been red, my collar's still blue, we've always been here just trying to sing the truth to you. Yes you could say we've always been, Red, White, and Blue Yeah that's right! My Daddy worked hard, and so have I, paid our taxes and gave our lives to serve this great country so what are they complaining about Yeah we love our families, we love our kids you know it is love that makes us all so rich That's where were at, If they don't like it they can just get the HELL out! Yeah! My hair's turning white, my neck's always been red, my collar's still blue, we've always been here just trying to sing the truth to you. Yes you could say we've always been, Red, White, and Blue

It's almost 2 and I'm already exhausted from working today. You ask, what have I been doing? Take one guess......Well besides painting I've also been working in the flower beds. Yes, it's winter and I'm working in the flower beds but their is a reason why. Lately the kids have been throwing up a lot. When I go outside I've been noticing that they are digging and eating stuff in the flower beds. So, since it was nice out today I decided it's time to clear them out of all the mulch and other stuff. Man, what a lot of work. I have like 10 - 12 bags full of mulch that will be heading to the trash. My back hurts from bending over but I still have more work to do so I'm going to suck it up and get to work. Well, after I post on my blog :-)

When I came in from the yard I was covered in mud. Which shouldn't surprise anyone. I seem to always have mud or something all over me. I'm such a tomboy. I also had a few band aids on my fingers where I took off some flesh on some of the rocks. Yumm, I'm sure some of you are going, eww, too much information. Anyway, I also had tons of mud caked under my fingernails. Since my back hurts I didn't want to get up and look for the fingernail clippers so I took the box cutting knife and used it as my finger nail cleaner. More tomboy things to do.

I'm only going to work a few more hours and then I'm going to spend the rest of the evening on the couch with the kids watching TV. They have so much fun laying around the house with their mommy!

On Friday I drove down to Middletown and visited with the Univar facility. Before I left Univar their was talk that maybe I could work out of my house when I moved as a buyer for the Harrisburg facility. So, on Friday I visited with Jeff Moran. I also met with the General Manager and another guy I can't remember his title. They all wished I was closer because they said they would hire me right away since I have 3 years experience with the company already. They said that maybe in a few months something would come up and I could work out of my house as a telesales position but the telesales position has not been approved yet by the GM. He is meeting with a company where I live next week and he's going to take my resume and highly recommend me to this company. So, maybe something will happen. I'm really in no hurry, besides being bored, I want to be sure I find a position that I really like. After my meeting with Univar I picked up Jason at the Harrisburg International Airport. What a podunk little airport. I actually laughed when I pulled in. Afterwards it was off to McClure to pickup my Christmas gift from Jason. I asked him for some weave poles from Mad Agility here in PA. First off, it took us FOREVER to find their house. The directions off Yahoo we're misleading. Not to mention that a lot of the backroads around here are not marked. So, after 2 hours on a 1 hour trip we FINALLY arrived. The people that make the equipment are very nice. They invited us in and showed us all their equipment they make. They also showed us their house remodeling and we talked for a while about our dogs and agility. They are going to supply the ring equipment for the AKC Agility Nationals in Columbus next year. Each year the manufacturers of the equipment place a bid and then 3 manufacturers are chosen to supply the equipment at Nationals. So, they are both really excited to be given this opportunity. Here's the website for their equipment for all my agility buds.

http://www.madagility.com/

That evening we ate at my favorite place and then headed to Wilkes Barre to get some winter gear. Since winter is quickly approaching I knew I needed to get some snow boots and base layer to use while hiking and walking around the area. So, we both purchased our base layers and I purchased some boots for myself. So, about the boots. They have this "Fur" on the top that's really girly looking and frilly. I hated to even buy something with girly fur on it however the boots were amazingly warm and comfortable. So, I got them. We then went to Bed Bath and Beyond and purchased a feather bed for our mattress. We decided to do this instead of buy another mattress because we honestly couldn't find a mattress we really liked for the money. We also got a down comfortable since we really do not have a comfortable comforter. Merry Christmas to us.

On Saturday we got up around 8:30 and headed to the Delaware Water Gap to hike a section of the AT. The hike was really nice and it was so beautiful outside. We didn't want to stay long so we just hiked a few miles. Good Ol' Kenzie was able to go with us and had a wonderful time herself. Here are some photos of cute Kenzie posing for us.

So I couldn't go on with my day without posting this. My question is, how did she board with the match?

Flatulence forces emergency landing

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. But not while on a plane.

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

"SUPERSTAR"

I'm a SUPERSTAR! Last night I watched Superstar. What a funny movie. Here are some of my favorite quotes. Please, this is rated R, Ha, just kidding.

"Sometimes when I get nervous I stick my hands under my arms and I smell them like this"

"I have to be a little honest with you. Your intense energy is making me feel a bit bombarded"

"Thomas, Stop pretending your high on drugs. It's a sin even pretending"

Here's a little Superstar trivia.

What car is the only car you see parked and driving throughout the movie? (answer at the end of this blog)

So yesterday is also snowed. It was so beautiful. It was spitting large flakes and didn't even stick on the ground but it was still beautiful. I took some photos. You have to click on the photo and view it larger to actually see the snow :-) It was so pretty though. The furkids went wild. Kenzie just loves the snow.
Today I woke up at my usual time, 9:00am. Since I finished painting the office I started working on putting it together. After a while I went to Walmart and returned some things. I also picked up some shelving that we're going to use in the office closet. I don't like things sitting out because then they collect dust and I HATE to dust. he he he. While I was out I received a call from a lady in Memphis from Helena Chemical. She heard I was looking for a job. She told me they are not doing any hiring right now but will keep me in mind for the future. She also said she talked to their branch here and they gave her a staffing agency to go to for employment. Now this staffing service isn't even listed anywhere so I had never heard of it. She gave me directions and everything. That was so nice. I also received a email from Jason's employer asking for my resume. They have a Customer Service Position available. Hopefully something will happen soon. I'm about to die of boredom. You know, at least I'm able to work on the house though. That's one very nice thing. Then I came home. Loaded up the Jeep with tons of trash from unpacking boxes and drove them to the end of the driveway. Now, I'm sitting here typing and listening to WEBN Cincinnati. I promise, I'm hooked. It's so nice being able to listen to it every day though.

Speaking of radio stations. Since I'm home all day long, every day I've been listening to WEBN all day long while I'm working around the house. I strongly think that radio stations play the same songs every day in the same order. I heard the song I posted the other day again, actually twice today. Ozzy, ACDC, Soundgarden, 3 Days Grace, Godsmack, Disturbed, I hear them all day long. Same songs too!

Ok, ok. So, on another note. I was reading the online newspaper today and here's the funny headline. This should tell you how small our town is for this to make headlines.

Lawn display 'joke' draws complaints
'It doesn't look good'
The town has gotten complaints about a holiday lawn display along East Fifth Street featuring two lighted reindeer that appear to be mating.

You should see the photo. I tried to copy and paste it but it wouldn't let me.

Anyway, I'm signing off for tonight. Here's the answer to the movie trivia. The answer is a Lime Green VW Bug. It's the only car you see driving and parked in the movie. Sometimes several will drive by at the same time. Watch it, it's funny.

Christmas Songs/Poems
Submitted my Stacy Martin (my sis)

Silent fight, mute the night

all has falln' with the light

round young surgeon, death and life

cut that organ with a knife

sleep assisted with drugs is peace

sleep with drugs is peace

OH, you better watch out

you better not cry

you better not spit, I'm telling you why,

Stacy Clause is coming to town

She's wearing a suit, that's way too big

if you ask, she might do a jig

Stacy Clause is coming to town

She stalks you when you're sleeping

she calls when your awake

She bust your windows, enter your house

and pelt you with a rake

so, you better watch out, you better not cry

better not alert the cops, I"m telling you why

Stacy Clause is coming to town

Oh silly pea

Oh silly pea

how little is your surface

Oh silly pea

Oh silly pea

how little is your surface

You taste so good in my mouth

As you begin your descent south

Oh silly pea

Oh silly pea

how little is your surface

Joy to the world

your dads a bum

lets kick him in the tush

and watch him land

outside in the snow

and laugh until it hurts

and laugh until it hurts

and laugh, and laugh until it hurts

He'll cry about

how much pain he's in

but we won't give a hoot

'cause last Christmas

he threw at us

poo onto our door

some poo onto our door

Some poo, oh poo onto our door

Stacy the two legged reindeer

had a very funny walk

and if you think thats amusing

you should even hear her talk

all of the other misfits

used to trip her with a rope

they never told her straight, but

they laced her favorite cake with dope

Then one foggy Christmas eve

Tonya came to say

Stacy, you two legged dork

Why don't you grow wings and be a stork

Then all the other misfits

squeezed with all they hope they had

For Stacy the two legged reindeer

had perty wings and she was glad.

Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is nuts
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away
It's just one of those days!!

Actually, I'm having a fabulous day. I posted the lyrics to that song because I just heard it and I think it's funny. Every now and then everyone has one of those days though and that's why I laughed. :-)

Let's see. I woke up at 9:00 which is now my usual wake up time. I started painting, imagine that :-) After coming out of the closet (he he he, I was painting the closet today) I decided that I was tired of painting and needed a day off. I received a call from the PA license place telling me I could get my tags so I decided to head into town for lunch and then get my tags. I went to my favorite pizza place Original Italian Pizza and had a Stromboli. I have to say, I'm a pizza lover and this place is AWESOME! My Stromboli was WONDERFUL and I kept telling the wait staff and the people that prepared it how awesome it was. It was filled with Motz cheese, steak, tomatoes and mushrooms. Ummm, when they brought it to me it was huge however when I started to eat it I just couldn't stop. I'm totally going to get it again. Now I hate onions but they sauteed the steak in onions and umm, it was sooo good.

Ok enough about the food. So I then headed over to the license place. Now I'm going to give you some words of advice when relocating to a different state
1. You have to have your drivers license before you can register your vehicle (check one)
2. You have to have proof of insurance (check two)
3. If you have a lean on the vehicle and it's in both names both people have to be present when you get your license (whoops, no husband)

Anyway, needless to say I didn't get my tags. I told her I was going to try to get them this weekend when Jay is in town but he also has to have a valid PA license when I get my tags. The license place is only open on Thursdays, so, we're out. I asked her how many days I have to register my vehicle in PA and she said 30 days. I told her next week I will have lived here 30 days and Jay isn't going to be home by then. I told her if I happen to get pulled over for something and I'm not registered would I get a ticket. She said "no" but honestly, I don't believe her. So, no reckless driving for me until I can get registered. Then I'm free to drive as recklessly as I want. Ha, just kidding.

So, I came home and decided to take Tay and Chase to the lake for a run/hike. Hopefully it would get Tay's mind off how much she misses her daddy. Anyway, boy was it cold. I couldn't find my hat so I was in trouble. My ears are frozen. I wanted to take photos so I kept my gloves off. Harry, my hands are freezing. Here, you can have one of my extra pair of gloves. You mean you've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time? Ahh, sorry, just quoting Dumb and Dumber. Anyway, not only was it cold but it was muddy. My poor shoes are covered. The kids had a wonderful time running through the tall grass. I've uploaded photos for you to view. Hope you enjoy.

Chase doing her normal jumping stance

Taylor, you can't catch me

Ha, you still haven't caught me you slow dog

Never going to stop me, never going to stop (Chase singing Rob Zombie)

Ok, so this is a photo of the mountain we live on. If you can see the black circle that house is a few houses down from me. The arrow is right about where we live :-)

I hope everyone is having a great weekend. I know some are traveling and I hope she'll post on her blog some photos of her trip. She shall rename nameless :-)

I've spent the weekend doing nothing but.....painting. Ahh, my life. I guess I should become a professional painter. It wouldn't be that bad if everything was nice and clean and not an ugly color or scratched all too bits. The joys of home ownership. I'm happy to report though that the hallway and the living room are finally complete. After days and days of painting, trimming and whining about how bad my back hurts the rooms are done and look very nice may I add. I would post photos however the pictures are not hung on the walls yet. Jason will have to do that. I have scoliosis and everything I hang is always uneven. It's wild too. I go through the house and level things how I think they should be level and Jay runs behind and straightens them up. It's honestly hilarious to see.

We had a horrible storm that came through yesterday. I know some other areas had the same sort of storm but the winds, they reported, got up to 70 MPH. I was talking to my aunt Shirley on the phone inviting her to the family reunion in PA in July and I had to cut the phone call short because the wind had blown our canoe over and it was moving down the hill. Our driveway is steep and our canoe is 80 lbs. I knew if I didn't go and catch it right then it would either fly into the home at the bottom of the hill or it would just go down the hill and I wouldn't be able to get it back up. So I went outside, turned it back over and went back into the garage. The wind blew it right back over and it started down the hill again. I then got the keys to the Jeep, moved it out and the canoe in for the night. The next morning I get the news and see all the damage to the area. Thousands without power and 2 million dollars worth of damage to the area. I was very fortunate not to have any damage to our house.

So Sunday I had planned on going to church but I really didn't want to go by myself. I felt the church hunting should be done together. So, I stayed home and started trimming the office. I'm the type of person that starts a project and then lets it sit for a while as I start a new one. With that said, I decided I wanted to paint first instead of trim. So I started to paint. As I got higher on the wall I realized I had forgotten to Spackle the holes in the wall. So, I painted only 1/2 way up the wall and left if. I told Jason about it and then laughed. Tomorrow I'm going to finish rolling the wall and then tomorrow afternoon I'll start on the trim.

I also put the tree up in the house and got out some of the Christmas decor. Some of the decorations are buried in our garage and won't be able to make it out this holiday season. Since the tree was up and the shelties looks adorable I figured I would take a Sheltie Sisters Holiday Photo. I knew I could get them to sit for a split second but I knew it would be tough to get all 5 to sit. That will come later when we take our holiday photo for our newsletter. Anyway, here it is. The 2006 Christmas Holiday Sheltie Sister Photo. Poor Tay misses her Daddy.

Happy Friday Everyone!

So it's been a while since I've written. A lot has happened to keep me busy. First off, I HATE PAINTING! My back hurts, my shoulder hurts, I'm taking a break. The upstairs living room and hallways isn't finished but I have time :-)

Secondly, Most of you know I'm not a huge fan of Memphis. Anyway, yesterday Jason was in a car accident. 7 car accident actually. Since I'm so far away I was really scared/worried for him. Here's the scoop. He was driving down Winchester to get something to eat. A guy was stalled in his lane, actually he later found out that guy had just hit someone. Anyway, so the guy in front of Jason slammed on his breaks. Jason then slammed on his breaks, then the lady behind Jason hit Jason and then pushed him into the guy in front of him. Now for the funny part, a guy in the other lane slowed down to see the accident and ended up getting rear ended himself. When I talked to Jay his first words were "Only in a Jeep" turns out the other cars we're banged up really bad and all his Jeep had was a few scratches. He's still going to have it looked at to make sure nothing underneith was damaged but so far it looks good :-) I thank GOD he took care of Jay.

Today I got up and took Kenzie for a walk after dog doo doody (hehehe). It's really warm outside today. That's all going to change tomorrow though. It's suppose to snow for the next 10 days and be in the 30's as the high. Winter is coming and I'm very very excited. Jason has never been skiing so I'm looking forward to taking him :-)

The furkids are crazy. They are so bored and into everything. I have no idea why they are bored though. They stay out all day long running around and playing.

Ok, so I have 2 friends that I was reconnected with on My Space. I was going through my old Senior Book and found some quotes and other things. Reading back on the quotes I was laughing histerically so I figured I would share with everyone. :-) Abs/Shae, good times, good times.